Hello ♥ | I'm a french tumblr addict

theepichumor:

this blog is epic

iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

if i had a voice like morgan freeman i would just walk around the streets following people and pretend to narrate their lives

when i become famous i’m trusting you guys to never tell the media about my blog 

• spend the whole year complaining because you watch too many tv shows
• spend the whole summer watching new ones because apparently ‘too many’ is not enough
• repeat every year

#not to forget watch new shows in September/October #repeat every year

obeytherise:

my tumblr pet peeves:

• automatic playing music
• music that automatically starts
• when a song just starts automatically when I go to your page
• that song that interrupts my song because it started without my knowledge 
• music on your page that just comes out of nowhere

sad-disco:

Famous Object From Classic Movies

[play]

Reblog if you don’t have a Tumblr. 

Walking out of a store after not buying anything and thinking, “Try not to act like a criminal, try not to act like a criminal.” 

i don’t know what’s worse. 

lady-eboshi:

hotelsongs:

people who hate your faves.

or people who love your faves wrong.

 #no the worst is when people you hate love your faves 

laurentulliel:

defeatingdied:

My life is like editing an html code because I have no idea what I’m doing and I feel like the rest of the world does and once in a while I do something right and I have no idea how I did it but I just go with it

#and sometimes i’ll try to change a few things #but nothing happens #and sometimes I’ll change ONE thing and somehow everything will turn black and I’m left being all ”oh god what do I do oh god undo undo” #except it’s too late to undo #because I already saved

s0llux:

you dont choose the otp

the otp chooses you

http://tumblrstats.com/ 

You have been an active tumblelogger since Mon, 21 Dec 2009 and overall you have made the total number of 11110 posts. Your last post was on Mon, 02 Apr 2012. That means 13.34 posts were made per day, and in case you haven’t noticed, your tumblelog is 2.28 years old

ceeword:

screencaps that remind me of other screencaps a wtf am I doing with my life production HERE

laurentulliel | bridgetvonhammersmark | riffclichard:

if you’re sad about being alone on valentine’s day just remember nobody loves you on any other day of the year either